awitchandhersecrets:

taigas-den:

orcinus-ocean:

zoologicallyimprobable:

On 6 February 2012, a female black-footed cat kitten, Crystal, was born to a domestic cat surrogate after interspecies embryo transfer.

A black-footed cat served as the surrogate mother for [2011′s] litter. Researchers next sought to show that vastly more plentiful domestic cats can serve as surrogate mothers in efforts to save the small wild cat from extinction.

“Being able to use domestic cats adds another extra dimension to that, being able to produce more,” said Earle Pope, acting director of the center. Only 53 of the cats, which are native to South Africa, live in zoo collections in the United States.

(source for text, images from Dara o’Briain’s Science Club)

This is one of the rarest species of African cats, but most people don’t even know it exists.

!!!! HOLY SHIT THINK OF WHAT THIS CAN DO FOR ENDANGERED SPECIES THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! especially ones who can’t handle captivity or have weird gestation periods that can’t be replicated in captivity

What could be a surrogate for a panda? Bears?

mybluediamond:

put ur sign and opinion of salt and vinegar chips in the tags

sparklinglemonsquares:

miikpah:

Snakes

UNMUTE IT

brattynympho:

fassyanon:

I think the new standard apology needs to be unfuck you instead of I’m sorry.

💀💀💀

makkaveli13:

unforgaytable:

ryandevon:

05-fubu:

blackboycapricorn:

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

Bitch I’m wet

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

Best camera I’ve ever seen

I’m high and this is so great

gabbyzvolt25:

bi-est-witch-of-middleearth:

kittenwiskers:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.

Case: #273402
Status: Disastrous.

I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying!
I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed.
Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster.
I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again.
“I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and…
She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me.
“Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do.
The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside.
I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own.
Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out.
“What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face.
“If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him.
As Francis runs from the room he soils himself.
I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.”
Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.

WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER

Holy shit I’m gonna cry that’s beautiful.

asian:

Hello I would like to order a bucket of shiba pls

renegade-is-in-my-blood:

star moon bedding set ^^

use code Purplehyacinth to get 20% off !

historyunending:

atheistjapanesesocialist:

mycoffeespoons:

renegade-is-in-my-blood:

I never expected my university text books to look like this (it’s an English study)

I was about to be disgusted and infuriated and then it was gold.

I’m the professor

I almost want to get into academics just to have this conversation.

kate-waydrug:

phuk-ewe:

jooces:

Dick Game Diego

Extinction: avoided

Species: saved

Dick: out

I am forcibly removed from the endangered species list